beyonseh:

Beauty queen 😍😭

(via ellxe)

1337tattoos:

Olia Filipps

1337tattoos:

Olia Filipps

(via sprotus)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via imso-lost-instereo)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

(via thehilariousblog)

disgustinganimals:

cetaprincipissa:

disgustinganimals

it’s defensive posture is lackluster and reflexes are slow.
i don’t even think it realizes that the human has defeated its back feetsy.  
eyes too sleepy.
tummy too wiggly.
i don’t want any of this.

disgustinganimals:

cetaprincipissa:

disgustinganimals

it’s defensive posture is lackluster and reflexes are slow.

i don’t even think it realizes that the human has defeated its back feetsy.  

eyes too sleepy.

tummy too wiggly.

i don’t want any of this.

(Source: catleecious, via fr4nk-the-bunny)

travelthisworld:

Canal d’amsterdam
Amsterdam, The Netherlands | by Alexander
rats-in-the-walls:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

I want to smash this writer

rats-in-the-walls:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

I want to smash this writer

(via jordanrock)

therockandrolldoctor:

Real talk. 

therockandrolldoctor:

Real talk. 

relahvant:

chicken nuggets are so important

(via thehilariousblog)

breadmaakesyoufat:

this scene is the reason i breathe

(Source: rosemaryconnelly, via epic-humor)